Well, last time we talked, it was last year on my birthday at Steve's Comedy Works show. Remember that night? Remember this shirt?

I don’t have a picture of me in that shirt from that night, obviously, but I was very charming, wasn’t I?

Anyhow, I had such a blast talking to you, and I have been thinking about it since then. (Whenever I wasn't thinking about burritos or rock music, etc.)

That night, Madelyn even said, "Rick, you gotta stop flirting with Brittany. You guys have such a vibe and would be perfect together, but she's married!"

Or something like that. And I was bummed and didn't want to stop, but I did stop because she's a homie and I respect boundaries. But for real, ask her. I was into you.

And then tonight, Steve said, "Dude, your senses are humor are perfect. The puns would be non-stop." But like he would hate that. Cause he's not funny like us. Fuck him. . .

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