Well hello, Brittany!

I think you're great, and I'm thrilled that you're available now! (Sorry about the divorce, but also congratulations!)

Yes, I was bold enough to ask you out in person (even though I was a bit drunk and had to bail before I screwed it up). And now I'm bold enough to create a whole rigamarole (with the web pages and everything) to show you I'm really interested in going out with you!

Why? Click here to find out.

(Sorry this is on my company’s page, and I hope no one else is able to find this, but I already own the URL and know how to build pages here, so. . .)